Things tissues should NOT be used for:
~a game of speed (how fast can a toddler empty an entire box of tissues)
~confetti ( tossing tissues all over a room)
~food ( toddlers need no more fiber. fiber=poop)
Things WD40 should not be used for:
~febreeze on bed sheets, pillows, comforters, toys, carpet, etc.
~ eye lubricant
~ wood laminate floor shiner
~furniture polish for a dresser or a space heater. (flammable. duh!)
This message brought to you as a result of children. My children. #ilovemychildren #theytakeaftertheirfather
**almost 4 year old eyeball *may* have been harmed in the brainstorming process of this message** #hopehelearnedhislesson
You are welcome. (I know you are laughing. at least someone is. I am not.....yet.)
If you love me or care for me, you will bring me a Red Bull so I can brew my coffee with it & hear noises. (it may prevent these sort of instances)
